Forget the "light bulb" riddle, this one is epic.
How much crack cocaine does it take a dumbass sociopath hillbilly red-neck (sorry, I despise red-necks, for several very good reasons) trailer park room temperature IQ Billy-Ray to take a work of art (such as a 1710) through the mud in search of a lukewarm, tepid 12-pack of Coors light beer?